Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A Warped POV by A. Dacosta Brathway

March 15th/ Monday... DAMN! I haven't written anything since May of last year! What is wrong w/ me? I have writer's block, that's what's wrong! In case you don't know what that is or feels like, let me help you get the picture... Writer's block is like constipation! Nothing comes out no matter how much you strain and push!/ Yes, I have been frustrated lately. I was dating someone who is what I call a "Super Christian" who managed to reduce me to an atheist. My worn out porno DVD's are boring. My friend's are dull and 2012 is coming. What do I have to even write about w/ all of that crap going on? March Madness is here and I love basketball but all I want to do is drink rum and beer. I have a car (now) but I cannot afford the gas.I have a cell phone but have a hard time sticking to the restricted minutes contract... AND, I have writer's block!/ You would think that w/ all of that going on, I would have plenty to write about, wouldn't you? If I had any balls I would commit a Shawshank Redemption pardon but I'm too much of a punkass to take my life! I tried doing FACEBOOK, but that is taxing my nerves reading about the every "freakin'" minute account of someone's day. (Thank GOD I don't Tweet!)My life smells like BUTT right about now./ BUT, I'M NOT COMPLAINING! I'm just ranting! (Get a grip, there is a difference between ranting and complaining!)

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