I’M INTO HIP-HOP ‘CAUSE I DON’T GOT NO JOB!
By Job Less, Resident Homeboy, LDL

Yo, yo wha’s up? This yo’ boy Scoop bringin’ you the lates’ in wha’s goin’ down on the street! Yo, like I been hearin’ a lot a complaints from da establishment ‘bout the hip-hop culture lately an’ I be tryin’ ta figure it out… I mean, wha’s up wit’ dat? Why you be comin’ down so hard on the masses? You know, you’s had yo’ time… Back in da day when you was followin’ James Brown an’ all dat… Why y’all don’ wanna accept what be goin’ down w’it us? We ain’t tryin’ ta hurt nobody unless they be tryin’ ta take our block or some’in…

Look yo’, you keep doin’ what you be doin’ an’ we will maintain ours ov’a here! An’ if any of you dudes is lookin’ for a hard worker, I’m down. I ain’t got no experience but I got skillz! Holla…