A Warped POV by A. Dacosta Brathway

August 1st, Saturday/ Another one bites the dust! David Ortiz, Big Poppy, has been popping the big pilly and got caught! OMG... What news! What? News? It's not news... It's nonsense! Who (should) really cares? I will tell you who should not care... The fans!
Why should the fans care about this? Sports talk radio talking heads should care because they need BS to spin! The families of and the athlete, him/herself, should care because it is their body they should be concerned about. But the fans... Oh hell no!
Fans pay to be entertained. When they see a big, strong, strapping athlete step up to the plate, or foul line, or goal line, they want excitement, results and fireworks to take place! I am paying for homeruns! Swing away "Big Poppy!" If you are gonna go down, go down in flames!
But, I am listening to fans on the radio and all I hear is whining and crying about how the game of baseball is being cheated. So what? There is enough cheating going around for everybody on both sides of the plate.
Get the hell over it fan... It is not about you and how you feel. It is about what you pay to see! You paid, you saw, "you're out of there!" Go home and make sure your wife or girlfriend is not "cheating" on you because you spent the last 6 hours of your life at the baseball field instead if being home, spending quality time with your wife, girlfriend, and kids. Remember, it's only a (reality) movie... It's only a (reality) movie!

A Warped POV by A. Dacosta Brathway

June 30th, Tuesday/ What is this disease going around? Correct me if I am wrong but I think it is called "Highgovernmentofficialstupiditious!" The latest to be effected by this medical mishap is the Governor of South Carolina, (R) Mark Sanford. Here is another (supposedly) high moral fiber, citizen in good standing, "do-gooder", family man who just cannot seem to keep his mouth shut and his zipper closed while condescendingly judging others. How does this stuff happen? Is it a strategy to keep people off of your stench by trashing others who commit adultery, cheating, and other acts of ill repute? I don't get it...
I thought you had to be "smart" to serve public office in any government capacity? (Buzzzzzzz!) Wrong! Apparently you have to be at some high level of "bobo-headism" status. I always thought that you were supposed to "take it to your grave" when you did something stupid? The wife is always the first to know. She sleeps with you. She is constantly reading you. Plus, the woman's intuition thing is always in full effect, especially when marriage is the platform.
Look fellas, if you want another piece of ass, stop making demands on your wife to lose weight! (Hey, I'm just trying to help out!)